Since I can't keep up with all the output *500 Words* requires on a weekly basis, I've brought in a collaborator, one with BIG ideas. They have written for Time, Place, Apple News, Pear News, Apricot, Fox, and Raccoon, but actually, I'm not sure, because they tend to make things up. Their résumé is a mile long, and they have ten pages of Google results, and they are offensive sometimes, but hell, I need the clicks. 

Also, a look back into the archives, for an essay called "Espresso."